I CANT STOP LAUGHING
this will always be my favorite
When you try to think of a word and can only remember it in another language.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. James Moriarty stands accused of several counts of attempted burglary..."
Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself
And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.
James Moriarty isn't a man at all. He's a spider. A spider at the center of a web. A criminal web with a thousand threads and he knows precisely how each and every single one of them dances.
You have to wake up, John. This isn’t real.
I can see you. I can hear you. I can touch you. Of course it’s real.
Raúl Esparza being a dork (for mikksmadelsen)