Tell him you’re alive. // He’d come after me.
Would you mind slipping your hand into my pocket? Thanks.
what if she had stuffed it up his nose? he couldn’t do anything about it, he was handcuffed
ok but literally how
i dont know if im entertained or terrified
drunk john and sherlock dancing filthily to the arctic monkeys
So if I didn’t understand I was being asked to be best man, it is because I never expected to be anybody’s best friend.